1	Why is my girlfriend so damn weird? Seriously, sometimes I think she's legally insane. -- Kurt, Kansas State
2	I'm a girl and will soon be living with a guy... what's the easiest way to tell him I'm not interested in being more than friends? -- Roxy, Colorado State University
3	What is a toga party? Do people really wear togas? -- Mr. Clueless, San Jose State University
4	How do I get a lightbulb out of my ass without it breaking? -- Anal Retentive, SUNY Albany
5	Should I ask my roommate about in-room masturbation? -- Incoming Freshman, Vanderbilt
6	What Turns A Guy On? -- Looking for the secret, Tulsa
7	My daughter is homesick... What should I do? -- Concerned mom of a Rutgers' freshman
8	IN 69 Words Or Less In response to all you ritalin-popping, A.D.D. Jackasses out there who say our responses are too long for you to read, here are a few questions with shorter, no-attention-span-required, straight-to-the-point responses...
9	Why do they always put beautiful women on the cover of men's magazines? I think that's shameful... and an exploitation of women? -- Stacy, Wilmington College
10	What should i do if i have a grudge against the school mascot? Should i fight him or what? -- Mad At Mascot, Georgia Southern University