What turns a guy on?!?? Are you serious?

Ok, it can actually be very very difficult to turn a guy on, so you have to know EXACTLY what you are doing. Lucky for you, AskTheCollegeGuy.com is here to help. We have done our research and the results of our meticulously conducted study show there are exactly 9 ways to turn a guy on.

• Touching a guy (pretty much anywhere on his body) will turn him on.
• Touching yourself (again, pretty much anywhere on your body) will turn him on.
• Touching one of your friends will turn a guy on.
• One of your friends touching you will turn a guy on.
• Even talking about touching the guy will turn him on.
• Talking about touching yourself will turn him on.
• Talking about touching your friend will turn him on.
• Talking about your friend touching anyone who is thinking about talking about touching someone who is talking about someone who is thinking about talking about touching anyone will turn him on.

So the better question is "what doesn't turn guys on?".
Of course, the only answer to this is "Grandpa in the shower."

In conclusion, getting a guy horny is only slightly easier than breathing (and that's not meant to be an insensitive remark against anyone who has asthma). Anything even remotely relating to sex will turn a guy on. Most things that have nothing to do with sex will turn guys on.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

-- The College Guy

 

P.S. What's that? Our list only included 8 ways to turn a guy on and we promised 9? Oh, sorry about that. The 9th thing that will turn a guy on is... PORN!